Hilarious Dream!

[Lourette]

<sub>Alright, so today when I got home from school, I was worn out, so I laid down for a little nap, and guess what?! I had a hilarious LoA-themed dream with Freya, Loubun, Lat, and Isra!

(It starts out in a large library, probably in the castle, at about noon-ish. Loubun is leaning up against a wall, reading a book about the prophets, currently reading about Freya, the Lustful Prophet.)

Loubun: -looking at an illustration of Freya- Hm... She's attractive enough, but not as cute as I am! -laugh-

Lat: -walks up- So, you're actually reading something, Loubun? Something on the prophets, for that matter... Why?

Loubun: -shrug- Yeah, I was bored, and I'd heard something mentioned about the prophets, so I decided to read up about it... You know, this Freya chick and I aren't really that different!

Isra: -walks up- You and Freya? -snort- Seriously, I don't think so. Freya's attractive and gorgeous and you're...

Loubun: -glare-

Isra: Eh... You're attractive and gorgeous as well, but--

Lat: What he means to say is... -points to illustration of Freya- I mean, take a look at this! She makes you look flat-chested, Loubun! I mean, seriously! -glances over to Isra- Say, Isra, let's go get lunch, eh?

Isra: I'm with you...

-Lat and Isra begin to walk off toward the door-

Loubun: -angry- It's a DRAWING, damn it! They probably EXAGGERATED ON IT for perverts like YOU!!!

-Timeskip to nighttime-

(Now, the setting is in Du Aurella at about 10:00 PM. Lat is missing and Osirus sends Loubun and Isra to go find him.)

Loubun: Hey, let's take a look in the tavern, eh, Isra? We can get ourselves something to drink while we're at it, eh?

Isra: -shrug- Whatever, let's just find Lat so we can get back to the castle, eh?

-the two walk into the tavern, where there's a huge crowd of men surrounding a single woman-

Loubun: -stands up on tip toes- Hm... Wonder what's going... WHAT THE HELL?!

Isra: -stands up on tip toes as well- What's going on... Oh...My...Gosh...

-Laties is standing at the counter, Freya behind him, kissing his cheeks and holding him close to her. Lat seems to be enjoying himself, while the other men are anxiously awaiting their turn-

Loubun: -shoves through the crowd- LAT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

Lat: -turns around, Freya still on him- I'm getting a drink, Loubun! Want one? -holds up bag of coins- They're on me!

Loubun: -blinks- Isra, what do you think about this? -turns around, to see Isra's not there- Isra?

-Loubun turns around to see Isra hanging on to one of Freya's arms, begging to be next-

Freya: -giggling- Oh, of course you can be next, my adorable emerald-haired knight...

Loubun: -has a look on her face- Alright, this is hopeless. And I won't be lending you two saps money after you turn over all you have to that whore. I'm outta here...

-Exit Loubun-

And then I wake up.

Okay, so it may not be THAT hilarious, but it was funny for the moment.</sub>

[Israfel Deu Ausgard]

You know, its not a good thing to be drinking while reading this because...uh...well...-wipes off monitor- I kinda laughed too hard. ^_^; That was simply...hilarious! Ah, I love it. Don't you just love dreams like that?

[Lourette]

I LOVE dreams like these! My mom woke me up, telling me I was laughing in my sleep, and it wasn't any silent laughing or little giggles, no, it was big hyena cackle laughing! That's definitely one dream that will never leave my memory banks... XD And I'm glad I made you laugh!

And I have a gut feeling that I'm going to have another hilarious dream tonight!

[Prophet Baphomet]

XD That's hilarious! I just wish that some of my characters were in it. Baphomet chastizing Freya for being loose would have been the icing on the cake for me. You really are lucky to have funny dreams; mine are usually... Well, one of them involved me getting stuck in Silent Hill. ;_;

[Lourette]

Getting stuck in Silent Hill?

DX

Ooh, that sucks.

But yeah, you never know! I may have a dream with your characters in it tonight! I mean, dreams are just as random as life itself! You never know what's going to happen! With my luck, it'll be something like Osirus calling for Freya then Marcelle and Naahra walking in on the scene. Naahra will be all ' WTF?' and Marcelle will be screaming every single curse known to man, and several known to monkeys, while chasing Freya around the room...

[Israfel Deu Ausgard]

-Deep odd manly chuckle- Now THAT would be something to see! XD

[Laties]

That's my laties! XD

I wish I had funny dreams like that!

[Prophet Freya]

<sub>Whoop! Another dream! This was one I had last night! And it had the royal family in it! Well...with the exception of Eros. He was probably in his room...

(It starts out in the Throne Room, sometime at night. Osirus is sitting in his throne, Freya in his lap. The two are kissing passionately. Suddenly, the door opens, and who comes in but Naahra and Marcelle? Oh, and Naahra's hair looks a bird flew in and made its nest in it.)

Marcelle: As I was saying, darling, I found this beeeeautiful dress for you when I was searching the bazaar yesterday! It's of the finest silks, and it's a beautiful shade of purple!

Naahra: -rolls eyes- Yes, Mother... I'm sure it was very nice...

Marcelle: Yes! Tomorrow, we should have to go out to it so-- (She notices Freya and Osirus) WHAT THE CRAP IS THIS?!

Osirus: (Opens his eyes) Oh, crap! -shoves Freya off of him-

Freya: (Is shoved off and lands on the ground) What the hell was that for, love?! (Notices Marcelle) Uh...

Marcelle and Freya: (At the same time) Who's this bitch, Osirus, love?

Naahra: (Has a look on her face) What in the...?

Marcelle: Now, Osirus, dear... I was up there working so hard on Naahra's hair... And you were down here with some...whore?!

Freya: What, do you want a turn?

Marcelle: ...(Long pause) I'll be in my room waiting for you, dear Freeeeeya!

Osirus, Naahra, and Freya: ...(All with looks)

Marcelle: I'll paaaaay you niiiiicely!

Freya: Well, can't compete with that! (Goes off with Marcelle)

Osirus: ...Wow... That's...not what I was expecting...

(And then it goes on to some disturbing stuff (Yes, I have a rather twisted mind, sorry. That's what happens when your best friend's older brother's the biggest pervert you've ever met...) And I saw what Marcelle looks like with her hair down! It's reeeeeally pretty.)

Sorry, but that one was rather disturbing... XD</sub>

[Laties]

_{-slaps knee- I love your dreams! Osirus is cheating on Marcelle! -dances-}

[Israfel Deu Ausgard]

Omgee...that was really weird. XD Lol.